I made cookies tonight. From a cake mix.
My roommate Jodi told me of this miraculous way to make this rare form of deliciousness. Pick any cake mix your heart could desire. (I chose Betty Crocker's rainbow chip. Yes!) Add 2 tablespoons of water (maybe 3 would be better, mine were a touch poofy), 1 egg, and an entire stick of melted butter (this is why you hear the microwave in today's piece). Mush that all together and add in the cake mix. Mush that together. Then spoon the mush into separate bits of mush on a cookie sheet. Cook on 350 for 12 minutes. Should you desire an audio tour, you can hear all the steps in today's audio minute.
As my other roommate JaNae attests around the 58th second... "AMAZING."