Kids! I was rejected last week!
Let us observe a moment of silence...
Okay! On to business. Can we talk about the Rejection Hotline? For those of you who can't bring yourselves to JUST SAY NO, this service will allow you to remain passive-aggressive! When your pursuer begs for your number, you deliver these digits. When he/she attempts a booty call at 2AM (can you tell I have experience with this?), a speaking-way-too-fast man will say the words you couldn't bring yourself to say. He will also offer them a chance to win some serious cash money.
THE SUNDAY SOUND: October 23, The Rejection Hotline.
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