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The Sunday Sound: The Rejection Hotline.

10/23/2011

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Kids! I was rejected last week!

Let us observe a moment of silence...

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Okay! On to business. Can we talk about the Rejection Hotline? For those of you who can't bring yourselves to JUST SAY NO, this service will allow you to remain passive-aggressive! When your pursuer begs for your number, you deliver these digits. When he/she attempts a booty call at 2AM (can you tell I have experience with this?), a speaking-way-too-fast man will say the words you couldn't bring yourself to say. He will also offer them a chance to win some serious cash money.

THE SUNDAY SOUND: October 23, The Rejection Hotline.
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Hayley Smith
10/23/2011 02:51:53 pm

Man oh man. I reject rejection. It sucks

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Adam B
10/23/2011 02:52:00 pm

This happened to me once, except the girl gave me her actual number and instead of some dude saying all that stuff really fast, she said it herself. I appreciate honesty.

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Dani
10/23/2011 08:04:13 pm

If this didn't happen to anyone at least once, I would think they are not human. I'm glad this made the Sunday Sound cut!

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