The Top 10 Reasons I Love You.
I have been collecting a bunch of stuff to take to the Salvation Army for a while now. I finally got the will to pack up my car and deliver it this evening. In the midst of the pile, there was a framed handwritten creation entitled, "The Top 10 Reasons I Love You." I received this gem a few years ago from the dapper chap I was dating at the time. I wanted to get rid of it but needed to document it somehow. What can I say? I'm sentimental. Enter my idea for tonight's piece.
I've been meaning to try out some text-to-speech tools, and I found this priceless jewel. A Halloween-themed speech generator that sounds like Vincent Price, the voice actor for movie trailers, and Satan gave birth to a vampire. I love the Internet.
And without further ado... the top ten reasons he loved me.